The following articles were written for the T-Shirt Hell newsletter. They are supposed to be offensive. It's satire. It's parody. It's hyperbole. I make no apologies. If you're easily offended, you won't enjoy them. Well, you might- because they're also funny as hell. In some of the articles I claim to be a black woman. I am not. Unless, that's important to you. Let me know and I'll make arrangements.